Denim Douche: July 2008

Thursday, July 31, 2008

Blogging the dolphin

Boy, I feel like blogging. I don't know why. I have a compulsion. I don't think this will have a theme, or a particular point I'm trying to establish. It'll just be more or less verbal diarrhea. Of the fingers. But I can assure you I'm saying everything out loud, too.

I suppose I just like to write.

So, you can be assured that this thing will be filled with:
A. Rants. It's a stupid, stupid world, filled with dumb, stupid people, and I'll be sure to take every opportunity to throw them under the bus. If only that were literal.

B. Random crap. I love random crap, and I'd be thrilled to share it with you, my non-existent readers. This will include, but not be limited to: highly entertaining YouTube videos, pictures, news stories, etc. Since I spend more time on the internet than Uconn's e-mail system, consider me a source for weird shit.

C. Stories. In the event that anything interesting happens in my life (highly hypothetical), I will be sure to share said anecdote with the world.

D. ???. The gears, they are a'turnin'.

Maybe this will catch on, maybe it won't. We'll see.

ME