The Great Mighty Ducks Debate

In the great Dorito debate, I consider myself captain of the Cool Ranch side, and archnemesis Dave is the head honcho over at team Nacho Cheese. This argument continues to rage on, as chronicled months ago here on the Douche (consult the archives if you don’t remember this). The poll results were inconclusive, which I find exciting. A definitive answer to such a burning question shouldn’t come so easily.

But last night, I found myself engaged in a debate nearly as pressing as Dorito Wars. I speak, of course, of the great Mighty Ducks debate. No, the debate isn’t which Mighty Ducks movie is the best. That’s D2 by a country mile. The debate is this:

The Ducks in D2 have two girls on the team. Julie "The Cat" Gaffney (left), and Connie (right).


Which one is hotter?

Now, it may be a weird question to compare two underage girls’ looks, but remember that we grew up with this movie and the debate rages on from the days in which it was appropriate to think these girls were cute.

I am the staunch leader of the Connie camp, and face strong resistance from rival Alex Romansky, an uncompromising “The Cat” man.

Julie “The Cat” Gaffney, all-world goalie from Bangor, Maine, is a much more pivotal character. When coach Bombay makes the insanely ballsy decision to put an ice cold Gaffney in the goal against scoring machine Gunner Staal, you break into a cold sweat.

Connie is a less interesting character, but a much more slammin’ hottie. Goldberg knew it, the Bash Brothers knew it, shit, Julie “The Cat” Gaffney knew it. But hey, that’s just one man’s opinion.

But this is a Democracy. Take a trip back to the mid 90s with me. A time in which Happy Meals reigned supreme and people listened to Ace of Base. An era in which Michael Jordan ruled the world and Pogs happened. Put yourself in 1994 and cast your vote. Because at Denim Douche, we ask the tough questions. The answers come from you.

DUCKS FLY TOGETHER!

P.S. Ladies, don't be shy to chime in. Everyone can appreciate foxy 12 year old hockey players.